Life is Fatal

100% mortality rate. 0% reason not to live fully.

Nobody gets out alive — and that's the whole point. This tee is a darkly funny, deeply honest reminder that the clock is ticking, the window is open, and the only real waste is a life half-lived.

• Premium unisex fit — comfortable for all-day wear
• Soft, breathable 100% cotton fabric
• Available in multiple colors
• Printed on demand with care

Terminal condition. Infinite possibilities.