Retired...Not My Problem

Decades of deadlines, meetings, and other people's emergencies. Now? Not your problem. This tee is the official uniform of the person who has earned the right to say no — to everything.

For the retiree who clocked out and never looked back. You've earned this.

• 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton/10% polyester; Ash Grey: 99% cotton/1% polyester; Heather colors: 50% cotton/50% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Available in multiple colors and sizes S–3XL

Disclaimers: The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties. Dark color speckles are expected for the Natural color.