Rude, crude...

No explanation needed. No apology offered.

This is the self-deprecating admission you wear with a straight face and zero regret. Rude? Yes. Crude? Absolutely. Socially unacceptable? Proudly so. For those who've stopped pretending to be otherwise — this tee is your official uniform.

• Premium unisex fit for maximum comfort in maximum questionable taste
• A conversation starter — or ender, depending on the crowd
• The gift for the person who proudly owns every room they clear

Own it. Wear it. No apologies.